Sweary Christmas Cards

Kitchen Language

Sweary Christmas Cards

Customers rate us 4.8/5 based on 54 reviews.
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Cheeky Australian made Christmas Cards by the very naughty Kitchen Language. Ho F****ing Ho!

Dimensions: Card A6 100mm x 150mm (Blank inside) and envelope included.

Material: 100% Recycled card. 100% Australian made

We aim to dispatch Standard and Express orders on the same or next business day.

$12 standard shipping & $18 express shipping for all standard size parcels. There is an extra charge for large items.

Returns within 30 days. No returns on earrings, custom products or consumables. Please see full returns policy HERE.

For the love of handmade

We’re passionate about helping you find the perfect handmade gift. Due to the nature of small‑batch craftsmanship, each piece is unique and may differ slightly from what’s pictured.

Natural imperfections are a normal part of handmade work and contribute to the individuality of every item.

If something isn’t quite what you expected, we offer a 30‑day return policy for peace of mind.

Customer Love

At the heart of our brand are the voices of our valued customers.

Gorgeous products and amazing customer service!
Marika King
I ordered an apron to be delivered to rural Victoria. It came very promptly and included was a handwritten note and a little candy cane. I don't know why, but this made me insanely happy. Beautifully wrapped too. Thanks so much! Quality garment!
Nicola
Great products. Awesome service. I made an online order and in less than 24hrs they refunded the shipping charge and hand delivered the items to my home. Highly recommended.
Ali Hodge